God is like "ball is life, my son"
Those eyebrows aren’t attacky enough.
So my facebook friend just posted this pic with this text….Well, I just witnessed blatant racial injustice with my own eyes. I was getting in my car after exiting a store when a young black man stumbled past me and collapsed against the store wall. When I got out to see if he was okay, a group of white people came rushing over, one of whom was a 20-something white woman who declared in distress, “I ran a red light and hit him with my car!” People immediately assured her that SHE would be okay, meanwhile the young man is writhing in pain on the ground, pants leg torn, tears running down his face. When the police arrived and the young woman explained what happened, it was suggested to her that maybe the light had been yellow and that the young man had “darted out into the street into her path.” I was floored. I said, “But she just SAID she ran the red light and hit him in the intersection!”
"OH MY GOD! THE CAR IS DAMAGED! YOU POOR CAR!"
thats bull shit.
if you don’t have friends like this, then what the hell are you doing with your social life
“Obviously I’ll never be in anything with the commercial success that Harry Potter has but then again neither will anyone else.”
#i love in that final gif#i think that’s the moment natasha realized what a little shit steve is#and she loves it#that’s her OH IS THAT HOW IT’S GONNA BE face#she’s been giving him shit for weeks and weeks#dating shit and old man shit and you’re-in-the-future shit#and she’s gotten he’s b-game in return#and now she’s like#HE HAS A-GAME HE IS A LITTLE SHIT WITH A-GAME#she’s so excited to level up
This will blow your mind
All life, must end...